Lego Heaven!

I need to start reading Gizmodo more often.  They find some of the coolest stuff out there!  Such as THIS article about a trip to the headquarters of Lego.  It contains the Lego Secret Vault that contains one of Every Lego Set Ever Made!!!  (And there was also THIS article which answers many of your Lego Questions!)

I’m one of those people who believe that Legos are more then simple toys (which is why I buy too many Legos for my kids), and the writer of this article is of a similar mind set.  In fact, his words got me a little misty eyed.  I’m such a big baby!

Must Have!!!

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Wendy McBurger Kingonalds

I, like many of my fellow fat and lazy Americans, I enjoys me the fast food burgers! Mmmm Mmmm Good! But, I’m getting older, and I know this fatty food will eventually kill me. Heck, we all die, but I want to leave behind a good looking corpse for all the girls to cry over.

Anyway, I decided to give it up. Fast food burgers and that sweat elixir of the gods, Coca-a-Cola. (Actually, all soda in fact.) I went cold turkey. My last trip to a drive through window was on January 1st. Well, since that time things have been realativley easy. Until…

Well, for the last three weeks, I have had this urge, this need, this craving… I need to gets me some junk food!!! I need some grease in my veins. I need that lump of heavy fat in my gullet. I need to loudly burp after gulping down the bubbles in an extra large Coke!

I’ll let you know that I’ve been a good boy. But, I almost wasn’t. In fact, my four year old son saved me from giving in. You see, after a long Friday of running errands and doing other busy woek, we were well over due for lunch. And I had a few dollars in my pocket. And there was a Burger King just two blocks away. And…

I turned to my son, and asked if he wanted some French Fries or Chicken Fingers. I told myself that if he says yes, we’d make the stop. And you no what he said… “No, I dont want any.” No? No!?! NO!?!?!?!!??

When have you ever heard of a kid to turn down a trip to Burger King? I hadn’t, until that day.

So, anyway, the moral of the story is don’t eat crap, you don’t need crap, and even little kids know this. I think. Actually, no, they dont know this, because the next day his mom took him to McDonalds.

Lucky bastard.