I shouldn’t link to this, but…

N S F W !

I know this is “wrong” on so many levels, but it made me laugh because it is so wrong! In fact, I’m NOT going to actually link to this, just in case it violates some WordPress rule. Instead, you’ll need to stick this in your own browser!

Ladies and gentleman, I give you… www.CAKEFARTS.com

Wendy McBurger Kingonalds

I, like many of my fellow fat and lazy Americans, I enjoys me the fast food burgers! Mmmm Mmmm Good! But, I’m getting older, and I know this fatty food will eventually kill me. Heck, we all die, but I want to leave behind a good looking corpse for all the girls to cry over.

Anyway, I decided to give it up. Fast food burgers and that sweat elixir of the gods, Coca-a-Cola. (Actually, all soda in fact.) I went cold turkey. My last trip to a drive through window was on January 1st. Well, since that time things have been realativley easy. Until…

Well, for the last three weeks, I have had this urge, this need, this craving… I need to gets me some junk food!!! I need some grease in my veins. I need that lump of heavy fat in my gullet. I need to loudly burp after gulping down the bubbles in an extra large Coke!

I’ll let you know that I’ve been a good boy. But, I almost wasn’t. In fact, my four year old son saved me from giving in. You see, after a long Friday of running errands and doing other busy woek, we were well over due for lunch. And I had a few dollars in my pocket. And there was a Burger King just two blocks away. And…

I turned to my son, and asked if he wanted some French Fries or Chicken Fingers. I told myself that if he says yes, we’d make the stop. And you no what he said… “No, I dont want any.” No? No!?! NO!?!?!?!!??

When have you ever heard of a kid to turn down a trip to Burger King? I hadn’t, until that day.

So, anyway, the moral of the story is don’t eat crap, you don’t need crap, and even little kids know this. I think. Actually, no, they dont know this, because the next day his mom took him to McDonalds.

Lucky bastard.

A Day Late, But…

Happy Saint Patricks Day! - My middle name is Patrick, and so is my sons, so this is a special day in our home, even if we didn’t do anything special. Anyway, check out this great recipe for Guinness cup cakes that was featured on Boing Boing. I’m hoping I can convince my wife to make them for me. I’m the better chef, but she is the better baker!