WTF?!?!

WTF?!?! (the ‘W’ stands for Who)

Some facts (and everything here is a fact) you need to know before reading this site…

• Email me at SenselessBabble@GMail.com
• I’m on Skype. Come talk to me. Look for Senseless Babble.
• I’ll do anything for ”donations”. I’m broke! Please visit my Donations page and help a brother out.
• My secret fantasy is to become the voice of an animated character.
• I am a stay at home dad who works as a wage slave at night (11pm to 730am). But, I bo have greater hopes for myself professionally after my kids are in school full time. Though I haven’t an idea in which direction this path will take me or even what I want to do with myself. I just don’t know what I want to do when I grow up.
• I am a carbon based life form.
• I waste too much of my time online just reading, and don’t feel I add anything.
• Family Guy - best TV of the last 10 years!
• The smell of Aquanet reminds me of my grandmother.
• I can’t spell worth crap.
• I have the heart of an artist, but the skill of a toad.
• Both my son and I have the middle name of Patrick.
• I want to be Internet famous, but I don’t feel I really have anything original to offer at this time. I just want the love of strangers! I know it sounds stupid, but you can at least drop me an email. That’s all I ask. - SenselessBabble@gmail.com
• Shepherds Pie is my favorite food and I’m a big arse Star Wars Geek.
• I have caller ID that appears on my TV screen.
• I am related to Ray Bolger, who played the Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz.
• Ask me about my fissures, if you dare!
• I can’t jump into water without holding my nose & I never learned to dive.
• No, these aren’t implants, they are all real and all mine.
• I’m a better cook then my wife.
• I like models, but mine are pretty bad.
• I don’t like nuts in my brownies.
• Sim-City is still a game I don’t get sick off.
• I’m enjoying using WordPress to build this site, but I am still not completely happy with is. Contact me is you want to be my “webmaster”.
• I cant tell you how much I absolutely hate winter, but I am sure that I will most likely end up living out the rest of my cursed days in New England.
• The Eiffel Tower is taller then I thought it would be, and the Statue of Liberty is smaller then I thought it would be.
• Professional Photographer, Brewmaster, Film Editor, Cable Guy - four exciting career paths i wish I had followed.
• I believe Maple Syrup should come from Maple Trees, not from corn.
• Legos, in my opinion, are the greatest toy ever!
• I watch too much TV, yet oddly, not enough TV.
• I sort of over do it when it comes to cooking with garlic.
• I use deodorant, but not antiperspirant.
• I do not update this page with a new factoid each day as I had originally planned.
• I’m a lazy dreamer
• I only sleep between 4 and 6 hours a night, most days.
• My favorite condiment is mayo.
• The walls of this room are brown. A sad, 1970’s fake wood paneling type of brown.
• Better out then in, I always say!
• I can’t shave everyday, my sensitive skin simply can’t take it!
• I went veterinarian for the summer of ‘91.
• Orange Juice, Chocolate Bars, Bananas and Baggets - my diet in the summer of ‘94
• I did not win the Powerball lottery this week.
• Regrets: not learning to play the piano, not going to Eastern Europe in ‘94 when I had the chance, and not having won this weeks Powerball lottery.
• My first computer was the original Mac in 1984. My first PC was a 90mghtz Pentium with a half gig hard drive from Zeos (was it 94 or 95 when the Pentiums first became available?)
• My favorite colors are dark green and navy blue.
• I really don’t like board games, especially Monopoly.
• I miss the time when Friday & Saturday Nights were important.
• I can’t remember the last time I purchased music.  That makes me feel old.
• My first Dungeons and Dragons character was a chaotic good Ranger.
• I think I may be tone deaf.
• I’m no good at keeping track of old friends. If I dont see you at least once a week, I simple forget about you.
• I’m pretty good at faking being intelligent, though you wouldn’t know it from this site.
• I sometimes go too long between trimming my toe nails.
• I haven’t a soda since Janurary 1st. I hope I have given it up forever.
• I like dogs AND cats.
• I once lived in Texas as a child.
• I like going to the movies alone, but prefer not to.
• My favorite bathtowel is grey.
• You can tell that I don’t like you if I do not look you in the eye durring conversation.
• When I get angry, it is mostly with myself.
• I hate the we lie to children about Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy.
• I have 4 scars on my body.
• I burn, I don’t tan.
• I like to play Trackball.
• People who cut me off on the road really tick me off! Especially if they don’t use their blinkers.
• I often dream that I can play a musical instrument, then wake up frustrated that I cant.
• I love amusement parks, but hate carnivals and fairs.
• I think my voice is too nasal-ly and a bit too high pitched. It bothers me sometimes.
• I gave away my tickets to see Conan O’Brien a few years ago, and have regretted it ever since.
• I want to learn to sky dive and scuba dive, but I’ve never had the disposable income to blow on it.
• I worry that I am not exposing my children to enough culture, art and other cool things.
• I want a vegetable garden, but I don’t want to do the work. Thus, I do not have a vegetable garden.
• I’ve only ever seen one episode of Dr. Phil, and that is enough.
• I’ve never been to Florida, California or Hawaii.
• Cadbury Flake - My favorite milk chocolate!
• I like milk with just about any meal.
• I miss having friends to hang out with every day. I’m bored and lonely.
• I have a hard time finding the joy in the mundane.
• I tend to only get two or three haircuts a year.
• Stop me if I start to repeat myself. I hate when I do that.
• My kids are driving me crazy today!
• I need a new fence for the back yard.
• I need a new back yard.
• My “To Do” lists are never completed.
• I chipped one of my front teeth two years ago, and it’s not big deal, but bugs me.
• I love going to midnight shoes on a movies opening night. Except for Harry Potter Movies. Those crowds are scary-nerdy!
• Ever seen the Chevy Chase movie “Funny Farm“? It was filmed in the area I grew up in, and I knew many of the extras in the background.
• I hate going first
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